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I missed breaking out into a sweat walking from the car to the house, said NO HOUSTONIAN EVER!

April 12, 2014 at 02:05PM http://ift.tt/1khHHRt

Either my neighbors are brewing coffee or someone has broken into my apartment for their morning joe.

April 12, 2014 at 09:14AM http://ift.tt/1hAqP95

Been using the Sleep Cycle app for four nights now, and starting to discover the “6AM Spike of Doom”.

April 12, 2014 at 09:10AM http://ift.tt/1lXyxfe

Imagined Celebrity Connections: How Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Spent Their Kids-Free Weekend

This column is my happy place. #vf

RT @bonappetit: Is butter good for you? Or bad? Here’s what science says: http://t.co/nx7cjpbyUU http://t.co/oJavyY0oKS

April 11, 2014 at 09:24AM http://ift.tt/1kd8y0Z

RT @Esquiremag: Jon Stewart can’t contain his joy for Stephen Colbert, and watching them crack up at each other is glorious: http://t.co/eAYy3O6aKf

April 11, 2014 at 08:47AM http://ift.tt/1qG1nOY

Bring Extra Underwear: Six Flags Just Built The World's Tallest Drop Ride And It's Beyond Crazy...

Hell to the no!


Want to be my boss?

A co-worker was admiring my “Superman curl” today. I am going to have to ensure its survival during my haircut this afternoon.

April 08, 2014 at 04:15PM http://ift.tt/1qmXjmw

RT @HoneyMaidSnacks: Whether you’ve been gone for eight hours or eight months, there’s nothing like coming home. #thisiswholesome

April 08, 2014 at 03:05PM http://ift.tt/1lOlLQ0